Judge Judy in haiku

judge judyIf you tell the truth
Then you do not need to have
A good memory.

Beauty will soon fade
But dumb, ladies and gents,
Will last forever.

Don’t pee on my leg
And tell me that it’s raining.
I’m smarter than that!

Do not make a loan
to a friend with no contract.
Write it or gift it.

If you sleep with me
After you claim I owe you,
You’re not getting paid.

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